RIGHT NOW
AGE: I was online at home in 1992
SEX: Not in quite a long while
GENDER: I identify as a meat popsicle
HEIGHT: Taller than average
WEIGHT: More than healthy
HAIR: Brown, long w/beard
EYES: Hazel
SKIN: Pale as fuck, yo
JOB: Food service, art/design, social media management
RELIGION: Agnostic, not that that's a religion per se
POLITICS: None of them care about ANY of us
ZODIAC: Aquarius
- Class B Commercial Drivers License
- Passenger Endorsement- Fender Academy certified
- Air Breaks Endorsement
- Smith System certified
- CPR certified
BEVERAGE: Water -> Diet Pepsi -> Diet MtDew -> Lemonade -> Natty Ice
CANDY: Reese's anything
MOVIE: "Donnie Darko"
ALBUM: ...
TV SHOW: "The Office"
BOOK: "Another Roadside Attraction"
ANIME: "Serial Experiments Lain"
VIDEOGAME: "Assassin's Creed Odyssey"
NUMBER: 14
SEASON: Autumn
